I get numerous texts a day that are advertisements and
information. It can get pretty annoying, especially when I think a text is from
a friend and it’s actually from Digicel (the phone carrier) saying “NEW DATA
BUNDLE for 1 hour at ONLY 25VT!” There are also informational texts that are
sent out from I believe the government (but I’m not positive on that) that send
information on cyclones. There are also a ton of random texts that are send
from who knows who, about very random things, that sometimes make me chuckle.
So here is a random sampling of texts that I have received recently. I’ll put
the English below the text, but if you read the Bislama out loud you can
probably figure out most of it!
1. Sent from: Yumi Redi!
Sapos u stap klosap lo wan volkeno u mas save ol sef rod mo
denja eria blo volkeno. Sapos volkeno I faeroap u mas muv aot mo protektem u lo
rabis gas blo volkeno!
(If you live near a volcano, you must know all the safe
roads and dangerous areas. If the volcano explodes, you must move away and
protect yourself from the bad fumes of the volcano.)
2. Sent from: Bodi Fact
Yu save se nose blo yu I save rimembarem 50,000 smel! Blo
save moa abaot ol bodi facts, visitim http://www.factslides.com/s-Your-Body
(Did you know that your nose can remember 50,000 smells! To
learn more facts about the body, visit http://www.factslides.com/s-Your-Body)
3. Sent from: +1644
Kash Kash mo moa Kash! 200,000VT I save blo yu lo Novemba ia
wetem fulap giveaways! Texam KICK iko lo 1644 naia spos no bae yu mestem!
20VT/txt.
(Cash, cash, and more cash! 200,000 vatu can be yours this
November with lots of giveaways! Text kick to 1644 now before you miss it! 20
vatu/text)
4. Sent from: Fun Fact
Yu save wanem, lo wan paket blo playing card king blo heart
hemi only king we emi nokat moustache! Blo moa Only Fact go lo …..
(Do you know that in one deck of cards, the king of hearts
is the only king that doesn’t have a moustache! To find out more only facts, go
to…)